His dad is worried, she begins. Is our son’s penis a normal size? Is it too small? Is something wrong?
Though Klass confirmed that all is usually "perfectly normal" in such cases, one pattern routinely emerges: the children in question are overweight. The past decade, Klass and her colleagues said, has actually seen a noticeable increase in penis size inquiries from perplexed parents. "I see dissatisfaction with the phallus very regularly," Dr. Aseem Shukla told the Times. According to Dr. Shukla, a common ailment among 10 to 11-year-old boys voiced by their parents is "my son's penis is too short."
Okay so obviously, when you're a huge fat dude, your dick is gonna look small in comparison to your body. That seems pretty straightforward to me. If you want your average-sized dick looking bigger, lose the weight. It's simple math. If you don't want fat kids, take the Xbox controller out of their hands and give them a basketball. It really is crazy how people can't wrap their heads around that.
Also, very funny to see the kind of phrasing Dr. Aseem Shukla uses to voice the people's displeasure. "I see dissatisfaction with the phallus very regularly." Let me put that in English for you: "People are pissed because their kids are fat and it's making their dicks look small." Hey doc. Tell them to have their little fatties go run outside for an hour so they're not fat and they don't have comparatively small penises.
Also, if there's some solution that they come up with to make the kids' dicks bigger, I'd like to receive a sample of some. For research purposes. Ah who am I kidding, I have a below-average penis and need all the help I can get.