The stay-at-home cad shot the revealing photo while discussing massage parlors “near my old apartment” shortly after 3 a.m. on July 31, 2015, a screenshot of the exchange shows.
Weiner was clearly aroused by his conversation with the 40-something divorcee when he abruptly changed the subject.
“Someone just climbed into my bed,” Weiner wrote.
“Really?” she responded.
Weiner then hit “Send” on the cringe-inducing image, which shows a bulge in his white, Jockey-brand boxer briefs and his son cuddled up to his left, wrapped in a light-green blanket.
“You do realize you can see you[r] Weiner in that pic??” the woman wrote.
Moments after forwarding the photo, Weiner freaked out over the possibility he had accidentally posted it publicly — just as he did during the infamous episode that forced him to resign from Congress in 2011.
“Ooooooh . . . I was scared. For half a second I thought I posted something. Stop looking at my crotch,” Weiner wrote back.
“Whatever. You did it on purpose,” she replied.
“O I see you thought you posted on your TL [public timeline] not DM [direct message]. S–t happens be careful,” she added.
Carlos Danger you dog! Anthony Weiner seriously cannot stop sexting. This time around, he hits us with his strangest sext yet: he sent a picture of his bulge next to his four year-old son. This might be Weiner's strangest move yet.
On the bright side for Weiner: you're the sext guy now. You can do pretty much whatever the hell you want, and no one is surprised by it. Go buck wild! Send dick pics to every woman in your phone! You literally cannot go any lower, and you have nothing to lose. Keep slinging those dick pics! Also, that woman he was sexting had a NICE body, especially for a woman who (according to the Post) is in her 40s.
As for Weiner's son, I feel pretty bad for him. He's just a kid looking to live a normal life, runs into his dad's room, and ends up going viral next to the banana in dad's pocket. Poor kid never had a chance.
P.S. I can't believe how lucky we, the internet, are that there is a sexting Congressman whose last name is Weiner. If I was writing a TV show and made that storyline up, it would get rejected because it would be too unrealistic. Sometimes you just need to step back and think about how lucky you are. Thank you, Anthony Weiner, for having an insatiable desire to send pictures of your penis to multiple women.