But Sue Allegretta, from Oakland, New Jersey, suffered an unfortunate mishap which ended up with her falling into the water - leaving her gown, hairdo and bridal bouquet soaked.
The bride had been hoping for a memorable photoshoot with her stallion, which was why she decided to dress him up as a unicorn for her wedding.
But the large animal got a bit too excited playing in the water, and the incident ended with Sue being thrown off its back.
You know what? Good. This New Jersey asshole dressing up her horse like a God damn unicorn deserves to get tossed into a river. What kind of weird asshole forces their horse to dress up like a unicorn for their wedding photo shoot? Who then rides said horse into a river? How do you even attach a horn to a horse's head. If I was this horse, I would have started bucking the minute they started trying to put that horn on my head. This woman is like the people who dress their dog up in sweaters or halloween costumes, except amplified by a billion.
I'm so happy that this woman got EXACTLY what was coming to her. If you treat an enormous animal like it's a Barbie doll, you deserve anything and everything that's coming to you if the animal decides to bite, kick, buck you off, or whatever. I also love that you get a frame-by-frame depiction of this woman tumbling off of the horse. It's almost better than a video because you can use imagination when it comes to what this woman was saying while she was falling off, how much her friend was freaking out throughout the whole incident, and what her reaction toward the horse was after the fact. If she was angry at all toward this horse after the fact, I hope the groom left her at the altar, because she's clearly the type of person who sees absolutely no wrong in anything she does and is always finding a way to blame someone else.
(I probably wouldn't hate on this woman nearly as much if she wasn't from New Jersey, but she is, so I'm gonna hate on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)