Chad Kelly reminds me of the puppy that my apartment here at school just bought. We're trying to train the puppy not to jump on the couch, so anytime she tries it, we push her off and tell her "no." The problem is, she just doesn't seem to get it, so she keeps jumping up and we keep pushing her off. That's what Chad Kelly is like sliding into Mia Khalifa's DMs again.
Kelly knows that Mia Khalifa has a reputation for tweeting out screenshots of athletes sliding into her DMs. He's been a victim before, and he just can't stop jumping onto the metaphorical couch that is Mia Khalifa's direct messages. Chad, I know you're out there reading somewhere, so listen to me: you have literally thousands of southern belles in Ole Miss sororities that are tripping over themselves for you. Stay away from the (overrated, IMHO) porn star and go for the girls that are completely nuts about you.
P.S. Part of me sees why he would go back into Mia's DMs. Forbidden fruit is the sweetest, so I could totally see why Kelly would want to try and redeem himself. He just went about it in a poor way.