Official "who I want to win the World Series this year because the Phillies stink" power rankings:
1. Dodgers - let's get Chase another ring in Vin Scully's final year of broadcasting, even though Vin won't be calling any playoff games
2. Cubs - being able to witness the breaking of a 108-year curse would be cool.
3. Rangers - because maybe Adrian Beltre will let everyone touch his head if they win...but probably not:
Tie - 12984320948: Mets and Nationals: watching Mets fans suffer is my favorite thing in the world. I like watching Nationals fans pretend to suffer because they're not real fans. I wish all the bad things in the world upon these teams.