Seriously though, who even thinks of this bullshit? Dipping stuff in chocolate doesn't automatically make it taste good. I want to sit this guy down and ask him what happened to him when he was a child that made him hate himself so much.
If you hand these things out, you deserve to have your house turned into a God damn omelette (get it? Because of the eggs?).Fuck off with your chocolate brussels sprouts.
(Happy Halloween everyone)