In the other corner, we have the Original Pancake, Mr. Leftward Sloping Penis, the Independent Variable, the pride of Cheltenham, PA, Lil Dicky!
In all seriousness, Dicky really held his own here. He's told us before that he's athletic, he's gotten several rec league MVPs. He proves it in this video, managing to not completely embarrass himself on two of the three attempts.
I'm a huge Lil Dicky fan. He's the most relatable rapper alive to an average white guy like me. He's hilarious: