Official dog breed power rankings (minus mutts, because my dog is a mutt and she's the best dog in the world. I'll do a full in-depth blog about this sometime)
1. English Bulldog
2. German Shepherd
3. Golden Retriever
128908. Any little yappy rat asshole dog. I'm talking chihuahuas, Jack Russell terriers, maltese, all that shit. Fuck those dogs, they don't deserve the honor of being put in the same category as real dogs.