(Note: I just wrote a whole blog piking the absolute best lines possible for tomorrow (technical y today but whatever) but Weebly is an asshole and deleted the whole thing when I posted it. Heres my attempt at recreating it):
-Arizona +2.5 vs. BYU. Arinzona has 1035890 hot chicks. BYU has plyogmay and slut shaming. AZ by a million, obvioously
-Tulsa -5.5 vs. San Jose St. Fuck any schhool that is (insert city name) state. Hey city, you're not a state. and thats obivous.
-Kent St +22 at Penn St. Penn St. covers up child molestation and celebrates the poelple who do it, so i'll bet against PSU until the day I die. Also, theur party scene is more overrated than Jamarcus Russel was in 2007
-Oklahoma -11.5 vs. Houston This is the year ol Bobby Stoops earns the nickname Big game Bob, and were starting it with a big W agasint Kevin Kolbs old team
-Bowling Green +28 @ Ohio St. Ohio st always disappoints as far as gambling lines go. I see this being a 21 point victory for the buckeyes (unless Urban Meyer fakes a heart attack to really the troops, in that case OSU by 37)
This it for the first edition of drunk college football gambling picks, see you next week !