UPDATE: All right yo. It's 2:26 AM and I'm ready to make some college football bets. I'm not blackout drunk right now, but I'm the perfect amount of drunk where I'm confident in every action I make (AKA black guy drunk AKA any drunk gambler in America right now). Let's lose some money!
-Bowling Green +28 @ Ohio St. In my gambling experience, Ohio State always fails to cover the spread, and I feel like tomorrow's gonna be a 21-point Ohio St. victory- enough to keep their spot in the pools, but not enough to cover
-Oklahoma -11.5 vs. Houston. This is the year Bob Stoops actually earns the nickname Big Game Bob, and he leads the team to a big W here
-Kent St. +22 at Penn St. Penn State is the most overrated school on the eastern seaboard and they covered up child molestation for decades. Fuck Penn State
-Tulsa -5.5 vs. San Jose St. San Jose is not a state. I've never understood the process behind naming a college (insert city) State. San Jose State shouldn't even be a school
- Arizona +2.5 vs. BYU. Mormons can't play football, there too worried about marrying multiple women and shaming people for premarital sex. On the other hand theres Arizona who has approximately 10000000000 hot girls that go to their school. Lets go Wildcats/
Alright folks, there's your college football betting analysis (emphasis on the anal) for this week. My recent betting streak tells you to bet the exact opposite of this, but my drunk brain tells you to bet exactly these lines. Idk man I'm just an idiot with a blog