Here's what you can look forward to in tonight's debate:
-Donald Trump sniffs a lot
-Hillary Clinton throws some side eye Trump's way a few times
-Trump mentions Hillary going to prison a few times
-Hillary drops a line that she thinks is a real zinger that one of her staffers wrote up (a la "Trumped up trickle-down economics")
-Trump wears a tie that goes down past his belt
-Hillary wears a pantsuit that looks like something Kim Jong-un would wear
-Trump makes up a few statistics
-Hillary tells people to go to her website to face-check Trump
-Trump says something vaguely racist
-Hillary brings up the Trump sexual assault allegations
-Trump brings up how Bill Clinton is a sexual deviant
-Both sides thump their chest and say that they won the debate
-I get drunk to cope with the fact that my country is going down the shitter.
Enjoy the debate everybody!